Michael Phelps Bong Picture

Now that Michael Phelps won those 8 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics, he can go back to what he doing before that; smoking a boatload of weed through a bong.

News of the World published the unfortunate and very compromising photos of Michael Phelps as he sucks on a bong full of weed and now he's apologizing for it. Of course, we all know that Michael Phelps is only apologizing for getting caught. Ih-dee-ott.

Now Michael Phelps is going to have to apologize over and over again to all the parents who've been trying to get their kids to emulate him because, well, he's just a stoner who is a freak swimmer.

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Orlando Bloom

Ah, Orlando Bloom. He's looking all kinds of sexy on the set of his new movie Sympathy for Delicious. And delicious he sure is.

Orlando Bloom has a few fake tattoos on his body for the sake of the movie I'm guessing. So there he is, looking all hot and stuff, and just strutting around, talking on his cell phone.

Enjoy these wonderful shirtless pictures of Orlando Bloom; or you could just wait for the move to come out.

Jessica Simpson is Still Looking Fat

Jessica Simpson must be loving the publicity, even if the media is sticking her in its fat issues. Jessica Simpson is still looking plump and the outfits that she's choosing are doing nothing to mask the fact that she has plenty of back fat.

Jessica Simpson is singing at yet another chili cook off... or something of the sort, and although she's draped in black, those latex pants only make her thighs look like two single bed mattresses rubbing together.

And even though her sister Ashlee has come to her defense, there's no denying that Jessica Simpson has been spending a little too much time at the buffet table.

Ashley King My Heaven

Ashley King is back with a new single, but this time there's a twist. Ashley King's single "My Heaven" is devoted to helping children in Jamaica and all proceeds of the song will go to helping them get a good education and big themselves up.

Ashley King is the Ambassador to the My Heaven Foundation started by Kevin Allwood, so if you'd like to do what you can to help out, head to MyHeavenFoundation.org and purchase the song for $1. Ashley King's song is worth it; it's a great song. Listen for yourself.

Brad and Elizabeth's Online Breakup Email

Do you remember back in 2005 that there was a breakup email circulating the Net between Elizabeth and Brad? Apparently, Elizabeth had performed oral sex on two different men in a bar bathroom while her boyfriend waited at the bar and was worried about her.

Anyway, she sent him an email asking for forgiveness and boy does he cut her down like nobody's business. Not only does he nail her where it hurts, but he CCs everyone he knows and even people he doesn't know.

Whether or not it's real has yet to be determined (4 years running), but this breakup email is still making the rounds on the Net. Here it is, enjoy:

Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way.

There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.

It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct.

I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it.

I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great.

I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.I am so sorry.

Elizabeth

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Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F*ck him" somehow gave you a clean slate.

So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans. I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight.

The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room.

The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our asses off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,

Brad

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Pregnant with her 3rd Child

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant with her third child and she made the announcement this morning on The View. That's great, just what we need; another Republican with skewed views.

Anyway, Elisabeth Hasselbeck was saying that she was having a hard time getting pregnant this time around and had been trying for a while. She found out last month that she was indeed pregnant and is "over the moon" about it. Yes, over the freakin' moon.

Scarlett Johansson Sings Last Goodbye

Scarlett Johansson isn't the greatest singer on earth, but I have to admit that I like this version of Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye". It sounds nothing like Scarlett Johansson to me, but it sounds beautiful and I bet it will end up on Grey's Anatomy very soon.

Scarlett Johansson is a phenomenal actress, and perhaps she will one day be recognized as a great singer too, but for now, it seems that she doesn't have that many fans of her singing.

Check out Scarlett Johansson's version of "Last Goodbye" and then listen to Jeff Buckley's original version.

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Jennifer Aniston Rejects Playboy

Wow. Jennifer Aniston, who recently appeared virtually nude on the cover of GQ, has rejected a $4 million offer with a $10 million bonus for high sales to pose nude in Playboy.

I'm guessing that Jennifer Aniston must be bathing in cash to turn such an offer down. But then, perhaps Jennifer Aniston doesn't want to do anything that might make Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie frown at her.

Jennifer Aniston would probably sell a hell of a lot of Playboy magazines, but I'm betting that it's the chicks who'd pick up Playboy more so than guys. For some reason, women are obsessed with Jennifer Aniston.

Britney Spears Looks Fit, Wants K-Fed Back

Britney Spears is back to its pre-children and Cheetos self. Britney Spears has been working hard for her upcoming tour but is having a hard time dealing with the welfare case that her ex-husband Kevin Federline is dating.

Apparently, Britney Spears thought the two might reconcile after going to a couple of counseling sessions, but the only reason Kevin Federline agreed was so that the two could be more civil when it came to the children.

Britney Spears is looking hot so hopefully she'll move on and may even meet a nice fella... or two.

NBC Bans Super Bowl PETA Ad

PETA is a running joke in my circle because they protest the stupidest thing and seem so hellbent on making a splash in the media that they sometimes fail to adhere to their initial purpose.

Nevertheless, in its reign as the world's most well-known animal rights activists, PETA launched an ad campaign that is essentially veggie porn and, as you can imagine, NBC is nixing the ad for myriad reasons, the top of which is "asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina." Wow, I never thought I'd here "asparagus" and "vagina" uttered in the same sentence.

And I'm pretty sure that after nipplegate, the world just isn't ready for anything even remotely sexual during the Super Bowl.

Here's the PETA ad anyway, because I love nothing more than a scandalous commercial that involves sexy women and cruciferous veggies.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Twins Spotted

Ah, here they are! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finally stepped out with the highly coveted twins and the world stares on in disbelief. Yes, they are perfect and they look like Shiloh.

Angelina Jolie had Vivienne strapped to her body and Brad Pitt had Knox strapped to his body. And of course, they all looked like the perfect, happy family.

Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are Dating

It sounds pretty unbelievable to me, but word has it that Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell are dating. Yes, it's true. And not just dating, they're actually kissing and everything.

Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell were spotted backstage at the SAG Awards doing nasty things like cuddling, hugging and kissing, and they didn't care who saw them.

So what do you think about this new couple? Is it a match made in heaven or is Salma Hayek simply Colin Farrell's new Jack Daniel's?

John Mayer Inspirational Video

John Mayer has made the mistake of making a video for TMZ in which he gives himself a pep talk. What makes it a mistake is that he's probably still banging Jennifer Aniston and when she gets wind of the fact that he makes a Benjamin Button reference, she's going to be pee-issed.

John Mayer habitually goes to TMZ with some funny stuff but this inspirational video was neither funny nor inspirational; it was essentially John Mayer needing some media attention again and getting it without talking about Jennifer Aniston.

And if they aren't over yet, you can bet that Jennifer Aniston is going to give John Mayer his walking papers yet again.

Jessica Simpson is Gaining Weight

It's not bad enough that Jessica Simpson is wearing mom jeans and has arms that look like they wiggle back and forth if she claps her hands; but Jessica Simpson looks like she's one donut away from heading to Celebrity Fit Club.

Jessica Simpson must have stepped away from her Daisy Duke workout routine because she's looking roly poly at best. I get that she's trying to go country, but that doesn't mean that she has to ingest it.

What do you think of Jessica Simpson's more rubenesque shape? Does it suit her? Does the camera add 10 pounds? Did she eat the camera?

Prom Hairstyles: Long Prom Hairstyles Trends for Spring 2009

Prom is a very special occasion for boys and girls today and making sure you look fabulous can take a little bit of research to make sure you are up to date with the trends.

Whether you are aware of or not, you may have browse through your memory for all the prom hairstyles you can remember. be it short, and sweet, or long yet elegant.

Let see the latest prom hairstyle trends for this coming Spring.

Long Curly Prom Updo Hairstyle

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Was Diane Sawyer Drunk?

Diane Sawyer was definitely on something during her cover of the inauguration on January 21, 2009, and although she's usually the face of composure, it seems that Diane Sawyer was heavy on the sauce.

Laughing, slurring and in a general state of confusion, Diane Sawyer seemed to really let loose.

What do you think, was Diane Sawyer drunk?

Thrillseekers 3: Best Live DJs

Although DJs may not bust out crazy choreographies like Justin Timberlake, or hit the high notes like Christina Aguilera, and they may not change outfits 11 times during a 3-hour stint, but anyone can tell you that watching a great DJ in his element will get under your skin and have you dancing the night away.

It also doesn’t hurt that most DJs are pretty sweet to look at, and these 3 particular DJs, which includes one duo, are musical masterminds when it comes to remixes and blending patterns.

And even if you’re unable to head to one of their concerts anytime soon, you should at least invest in their music.

Best live DJs #1
DJ Tiesto
The fact alone that he sold out a stadium that fills 25,000 should be indication enough that DJ Tiesto is doing something right at the turntables. Somewhat of a hero in his native Holland, Tiesto has traveled the world, from Italy and Russia to Scotland and Serbia, and is always picking up new and innovative ways to mix music. His remix of “Delerium featuring Sarah McLachlan – Silence” was the first house music track to get regular airplay on the radio.

Details:
Tour information: Tiesto.com
Official website: Tiesto.com
Best album: In Search Of Sunrise
Best song: Honey (Chicane Club Mix)


Best live DJs #2
Deep Dish
Grammy award winners, this duo of DJs - Ali 'Dubfire' Shirazinia and Sharam Tayebi – hail from Washington DC, but have managed to become world famous in only a few years’ time. Their constant hard work and musical efforts have paid off, especially considering they have been called upon to remix music by everyone from Michael Jackson to Madonna. Their ability to seduce a crowd’s ear and hearts with their mixes is incomparable.

Details:
Tour information: DeepDish.com

Official website: DeepDish.com
Best album: Global Underground: Toronto
Best song: Only Your Love (Holme Ives Remix)


Best live DJs #3
Paul van Dyk
Hailing from East Germany, Paul van Dyk is one of the world’s most renowned DJs, and by the early ‘90s, he had already managed to make quite a name for himself, although his first album, 45 RPM, wasn’t released until 1998. Unhappy with the way record labels worked, Van Dyk opted to create his very own label, Vandit, which has garnered him even more success than he has ever imagined.

Details:
Tour information: Ents24.com

Official website: PaulVanDyk.com
Best album: Reflections
Best song: Crush

10 Reasons Why You Need A New Prom Haircut

Not sure whether your hairstyle is out-dated? No worry, here are the top 10 reasons that will help you determine whether you need to get a brand new prom hairstyle.

Your hair is no longer interesting.
Every hairstyle needs a little bit of color to make it truly noticeable or breathtaking. No matter whether your taste is subtle or dramatic, you can add interest and volume to your tresses with a color process. Just pick any of the recent prom haircut, highlights, lowlights, all over color, gray coverage, you name it, it’s all good for your look.

Your hairstyle no longer flatters your face or body.
If your present hairstyle no longer draws attention to your best features its a sure sign its time for a new hairstyle. A perfect hairstyle plays a great role in making you look as dazzling as ever. A hairstyle that fits your color, face, personality, hair texture and lifestyle can make you look best in any dress, and during any part of the day. A good starting point should be from latest celebrity haircut pictures.


Your hair and skin tone no longer gel.
While choosing your hair color, first and foremost, take into account your natural hair, eye and skin tone in unison. Basically, older women should choose lighter hair colors; however this will not work well for the woman having a pale complexion. If you are not sure what is the perfect match, you can always refer to Pamela Anderson's haircut and color. :)


Thinning Hairstyle.
You have "see thru" hair. This problem is more common in women of advancing ages but also appears occasionally in younger women. Women with thinning hair should try a short hairstyle, which is about chin length, or a little longer. Short hairstyles are sometimes considered better for women, as they divert attention from the hair to the face, like hairstyles with hair bangs covering the face or light curls at the end or behind the ears. With these hairstyles, your hair is kept together to look thicker and fuller.


Bangs or Fringe.
You pull your hair up in a "do". If you always "pin up" your hair or put it in a ponytail through a cap it probably is time for a new style. Try bangs or fringe as it's called today. They are the one of hottest hairstyle trends this season and are especially great for hiding a high forehead or a wide face.


Does your hair fit your life style?
Most of us are busy and on the go during the week so you want a hairstyle that is easy to wear and simple to do. If you have a style that requires a lot of fuss in front of a mirror every morning then you probably will forgo the effort it deserves to make you sparkle.


Your charm doesn't cast its spell on your near and dear ones anymore. The crowning part of your beauty and personality is your hair. Your hair is like you, unique and inimitable. So, there can’t be any laid-down formula for the most perfect hairstyle for anybody. Choices for you are many. You may want to get those subtle highlights that add a sun-kissed sparkle to your tresses. Having black hair is a boon, but it can make you look mature. So, you may consider adding a shade of red or brown to provide contrast, and also to make you look young.

You wear more makeup to highlight your hair color. It's probably time to change the hairstyle and color. A proper hair color should highlight your skin tone bring it alive and glowing. On the other hand, if you have made the wrong choice you will probably look tired and washed out.

Your hair stylist suggest a different cut. Choose a stylist who treats you and your hair with respect and is ready to give you the right advice at all times. Maintain a good relationship with the stylist and follow the advice given for your hair and pretty soon your hair will be the envy of others.

Lastly, of course if your hairstyle and wardrobe don't match, then you should start consider to make a new haircut, simply by refer to some of the latest prom haircuts. Your hairstyle should not only compliment your face but your body and clothing as well.

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Actress Amy Adams Hairstyle

Gorgeous Amy Adams gives her a perfect look by styling her hair in several ways. Her elegant look gets more graceful with hairstyles she makes. If you also want to follow Amy’s hairstyle then you can make it easy for yourself by choosing perfect hairstyle with your outfits.

Actress Amy Adams with Ponytail Hairstyle


Wavy bouncy look- Amy can look much younger and adorable in her short wavy hair. You can get that style of hers by coloring your hair golden-brown and parting them completely from one side. You can roll the lower part to give them a bouncy look. This hair style looks amazing on short length gowns.

• Straight and long – long and straight hair looks seductive yet elegant. Give your self a graceful look like Amy by making your straight by parting them form one side. Keep them blonde or you can even give them light brown shade. This type of hairstyle is perfect for weddings or special occasion it goes pretty well with formal dresses.

Amy Adam Long curly hairstyle


Wavy soft style- Parting your hair from the middle and making some big curls matches well with your casual outfits. Amy’s blonde and medium hair length suits with her trendy casual outfits.

Actress Amy Adams Short Curly Hairstyle


Gorgeous messy bun- Messy are celebrities favorite, especially on the awards ceremony. Amy also looks quite charming in her long stunning gown with a messy bun and beautiful simple necklace. This type of bun is easy to make. Messy bun is made just by rolling your hair up till they reach your scalp and pin them up in a clutter way so that some of your hair should fall outside the bun.

So, now on formal or informal occasion what you need to do is just put little creativity on your hairstyle and make sure that it matches your outfit. You will look lovely and fresh every time you meet people.

Prom Hairstyle: Pixie Do's and Don'ts

The pixie's the hottest cut of this Spring season, with top celebrity like Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham making the mane their own. But will it work for you?

If you are wondering whether this prom hairstyle suit you. Let us run through some tips on who can wear it, and how to tweak it to conform to your tress type.

Face Shape
If you have a heart-shaped face, tiny features and a long neck, you can make adjustments with longer layers and side-burn if you jaw is square, you face too round or your neck not not so swan-like.


Hair Styling Products
Use texture products to your advantage. For thicker hair, try Supremo Magic Move. Fine-haired ladies should aim for shine and separation without weighing locks down. Try Charles Worthington Big Hair Amazing Finish Balm, simply get this from drugstores at $5.99.


Hair Styling Tools
If your hair is ultra-curly, a pixie could be problematic for you. The curl can be blown out, but it will require a flat iron to really collapse and smooth the hair into the "perfectly undone" shape.

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Lindsay Lohan is Way Too Skinny

Lindsay Lohan must be sniffing the Adderall, among other things, again. In this awful profile shot of her, Lindsay Lohan looks like she doesn't even have a waist, she is looking like a full on skeleton.

I wonder why Lindsay Lohan is back to looking so incredibly skinny again? It probably has to do with the fact that she can't get work to save her life and so, idle hands... well, you know the lyric.

I'm pretty sure she's partying too much and not eating enough, at least not food.

Mariani Bridi da Costa Amputated

I had never heard of Mariana Bridi da Costa before today, but I will never forget her after hearing this. Mariana Bridi da Costa is a gorgeous Brazilian model who was diagnosed with a killer urinary infection and ended up losing her feet and hands because they had to be amputated.

If that weren't terrible enough, doctors initially misdiagnosed her with kidney stones and sent her on her way, only to discover a few days later what the problem really was. On top of all this, Mariana Bridi da Costa has a rare blood type and needs blood desperately in order to live.

Currently, Mariana Bridi da Costa is on a ventilation machine in a hospital in Serra, in the southeastern state of Espirito Santo. Our thoughts and prayers are with her.

UPDATE: Mariana Bridi da Costa died at 3 a.m. on Saturday January 23, 2009. May she rest in peace.