Ronny B. All Night Long on America's Got Talent

Now I don't know if you watch the freak show that is America's Got Talent, but sometimes I am utterly convinced that the judges are smoking something funny before they sit on those chairs and decide who's got talent.

Last night, uber-skinny Ronny B. (Ron Belala) took to the stage to perform Lionel Richie's classic "All Night Long" and not only did he completely butcher the song into a million little pieces, he also added to that some pathetic attempt at stripping (or dancing) that left me with the need to take a shower and scrub away the assault on my eyes.

See for yourself and decide whether or not Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan are on something.