Saturday, February 28, 2009
Celebrity Flaw of the Day - AnnaLynne McCord Fake Tan
Wow, I never really thought that Beverly Hills: 90210's AnnaLynne McCord was all that hot, but for some reason, most men tend to fall all over themselves for this 21-year-old. Well, now AnnaLynne McCord has decided to step up her game by making herself look 15 years older than she actually is.
AnnaLynne McCord thought it a good idea to head down to the tanning booths and turn a dark orange just in time to don a white dress that would perfectly accent her incredibly fake tan with raccoon eyes.
So if AnnaLynne McCord was one of your "oh I wish I looked like her" kind of girls, you might change your mind after this.
Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
Rihanna has gone back to Chris Brown and the two are apparently hiding out in one of P Diddy's pads, reports People.com. And as much as I hate to admit it, People is usually right on the money.
Despite the fact that Chris Brown left Rihanna broken and bruised at the scene of the crime, Rihanna has forgiven the incident and has gone back to him. I still think that Chris Brown's career has thus gone the way of Ike Turner's, but that's just me.
Now what I'm wondering is whether or not fans of Rihanna's will turn their backs on her for going back to her abuser, or if they'll start saying stupid things like she's setting a bad example for all the young girls who look up to her... as though parents have nothing to do with girls who date abusive guys.
Anyway, this is bad news for anyone who's been keeping up with the whole Rihanna / Chris Brown fiasco, and I'm guessing, just guessing, that Jay-Z probably won't be giving Chris Brown a beatdown anymore. I'm also guessing that Chris Brown doesn't mind the herpes so much anymore.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Jamie Foxx's Blame It Video
Jamie Foxx's single "Blame It" has a celebrity-filled video attached to it, with the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, Ron Howard and Samuel L Jackson in it, to name a few.
Jamie Foxx's "Blame It" is catchy, no doubt, but give me anything that has Jake Gyllenhaal attached to it and I'm there with bells on. And garters...
So check out Jamie Foxx's video and see if you can spot all the celebrities. I'm guessing that now that Jamie Foxx has won the highly coveted Oscar for acting, he's vying for a couple of Grammys now.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Got Married
Wow, who knew that Tom Brady would actually agree to marrying Gisele Bundchen? I mean, she tried to drag Leo DiCaprio to the altar, but he just wasn't having it, but Tom Brady was more than happy to head down the aisle with the hot-headed model.
Of course, you know that all this just means that she won't have any of his children because of her career, he'll get mad and they'll end up in divorce court arguing over who owes who what and for how long, and Gisele Bundchen will take Tom Brady to the cleaners.
Gisele Bundchen wore an ivory-clored Dolce & Gabbana dress and I'm guessing Tom Brady wore whatever she told him to wear.
Poor Tom Brady, he has no idea how his life is going to turn out now that Gisele Bundchen has that ring on her finger.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Shoe of the Day - Jessica Simpson Genaviv Heels
Jessica Simpson may not be the brightest bulb on earth, but she sure knows a stylish shoe when she sees one. Her design company designed the Genaviv heel, which comes in Dark Chocolate (seen here), Cognac and Black, and fits like a glove.
Not only is this shoe hella comfortable, but these alluring sandals features a fun curly leather upper with an open-toe and adjustable slingback. The upper is fastened with accenting studs to the faux wooden 1¼ inch platform and 5-inch stiletto heel.
These would look absolutely perfect with jeans or capris... that's right; capris will never, ever go out of style. Ever.
Jessica Simpson has scored some serious points with these awesome heels and I'll be sure to let you know of other stylish shoes from her collection in the near future.
Cost: $88
Where to get them: Zappos.com
Lisa Rinna was Drunk at the Oscars
Lisa Rinna is doing her damnedest to remain relevant but it's getting more and more difficult to look at her when she keeps pumping her face full of Botox and fat. If you missed her emceeing at the 81st Oscars alongside Joey Fatone, here's the video that shows you that not only is it painful to look at her face because it is frozen; she's drunk as well.
Lisa Rinna is so busy concentrating on how to move her lips without ripping her cheeks that she forgets where she is... that's probably why she kept drinking that evening. Lisa Rinna needs to stop before people start referring to her as Joan Rivers.
Friendly Thrills - February 26, 2009
Check out what my fellow bloggers are writing about:
Rihanna and Chris Brown are a great example of why you shouldn't get matching tattoos. (Cityrag)
Megan Fox has decided that it would be better for her career if she dumped Brian Austin Green. (Egotastic!)
San Francisco's first lady has a threesome and no one seems to care. (PopEater)
Nicole Kidman takes Hugh Jackman and all that botox to the Tokyo premiere of Australia. (JustJared)
You can see George Clooney on ER on March 12, 2009. (ICYDK)
Drew Barrymore tells Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer's sorry ass. (CeleBitchy)
Rosie O'Donnell and Madonna tell the world they're menopausal. Yum! (dListed)
Kim Kardashian gets a pedicure and it looks like she's had some face work done. (DrunkenStepfather)
Jerry Seinfeld Returns to NBC in The Marriage Ref
It seems being married for 9 years has given Jerry Seinfeld a whole lot of material. So much so, that he's decided to return to NBC in a reality series called "The Marriage Ref."
Essentially, Jerry Seinfeld enlists all kinds of celebrities to make judgments on marital disputes between everyday people and right there and then, Jerry Seinfeld decides who is right and who is wrong.
I have to admit, this is very interesting, especially if you're married or in a committed relationship. Jerry Seinfeld knows gold when he sees it, and this show is going to be no different. What would make it even more awesome is if he got his old partner Larry David.
Paula Abdul Will Leave American Idol
Paula Abdul openly criticized the fact that fourth judge Kara DioGuardi had been added to the American Idol roster, complaining that it now takes way too long to get through all the judges commentary.
To be quite honest, adding Kara DioGuardi has made me appreciate Paula Abdul that much more. It's pretty obvious that they brought Kara DioGuardi on because Paula Abdul is splitting after this year because her contract expires.
I'm not a big fan of Kara DioGuardi because she just doesn't bring anything interesting to the show. She tries to hard and last night she got burned when she was the first judge to give her opinion after her performance and all three judges completely disagreed with her. It was sweet.
And just for fun, here is Nick "Norman" Mitchell's performance.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jennifer Carpenter Sweaty Armpits
Jennifer Carpenter is the pretty 29-year-old who stars in the TV show Dexter, but she looks like she's anything but standing here with her husband Michael C. Hall and sporting very sweaty armpits.
Considering she probably brings home a pretty sweet paycheck, you'd think she'd consider some botox injections to stop the hyperhidrosis somewhat, huh? But I'm guessing Jennifer Carpenter knew that her armpits were that sweaty and just didn't care.
Hey, more power to her. I mean, I'm not even a celeb and I wouldn't be caught dead with sweaty pit stains on my shirts. Here's to you, Miss Carpenter.
Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter Will Reunite on Tonight Show
I don't know if you ever watched Conan O'Brien when Andy Richter was his co-host, but it was some of the funniest late night I have ever watched. Well, now that Conan O'Brien is taking over The Tonight Show in June, he got Andy Richter back on board as co-host, and I can just imagine the hilarity.
Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter are the Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon of the '80s and I'm guessing that it's going to be a ratings booster for NBC because Andy Richter will stop at nothing for a laugh.
When asked about it, Conan O'Brien joked that he's looking forward to the reunion because "Andy owes me $300."
Below is a video of Andy Richter attending the Turkish spa on the NBC set. Enjoy.
Chris Brown Attends Anger Management Classes
Chris Brown is apparently attending anger management classes because his people believe it'll make him look good in the eyes of the public after he beat the crap out of girlfriend Rihanna.
What makes me laugh about this story is that people are acting as though Rihanna was sitting in the car, playing a harp and gazing lovingly at Chris Brown when he decided that it was high time she got a taste of his fist.
Now I've never met Rihanna and I do believe that violence is never the right way to go, but people, come on... Chris Brown comes from a violent background (he watched his stepdad beat on his mom) so I'm sure he didn't want to walk down that same path. Add to that the fact that he ended up beating on an equally famous singer, and it's obvious that Chris Brown truly saw red. This has ruined his career and, potentially, his life considering a lot of men (famous ones at that) want to come to Rihanna's defense.
Whatever the fight was about, it was enough that Chris Brown unleashed hell on a woman, and Rihanna didn't deserve the beating, but let's all stop with the here say and wait for some real information.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Matthew McConaughey Signs Mishka to His Record Label
Okay, so I completely missed the boat on this one. I was so busy checking out Matthew McConaughey in his virtual nakedness everywhere he went, that I failed to figure out that there is an actual brain behind the brawn.
That's right; Matthew McConaughey is a smart guy. Not only is Matthew McConaughey a smart guy, but he has a new record label. And not only is Matthew McConaughey a smart guy with a new record label called jk livin; he just signed his first artist named Mishka.
Mishka's new album Above the Bones is fully in keeping with Matthew McConaughey's naked bongo playing and, considering Mishka is already out on tour, you might even get the chance to see Mishka perform alongside a naked Matthew McConaughey. Ah, one could only be so lucky.
So what kind of music does Mishka play? Well, it's a nice blend of chill reggae.
That's right; Matthew McConaughey is a smart guy. Not only is Matthew McConaughey a smart guy, but he has a new record label. And not only is Matthew McConaughey a smart guy with a new record label called jk livin; he just signed his first artist named Mishka.
Mishka's new album Above the Bones is fully in keeping with Matthew McConaughey's naked bongo playing and, considering Mishka is already out on tour, you might even get the chance to see Mishka perform alongside a naked Matthew McConaughey. Ah, one could only be so lucky.
So what kind of music does Mishka play? Well, it's a nice blend of chill reggae.
Are Robert Pattinson and Paris Hilton Dating?
Now it's obvious that I don't care much for Robert Pattinson, but even I don't want to see him get herpes from Paris Hilton. And it seems that Robert Pattinson became a little too comfortable with Paris Hilton at an after-Oscars party. It's a damn shame.
At first, Robert Pattinson was seen getting cozy with Natalie Portman, but then he somehow ended up surrounded by Paris Hilton and she and he ended spending the most part of the evening together. And you know he's likely being treated for Herpes Simplex 2 as we speak.
I'm guessing the Robert Pattinson fans will be up in arms regarding this news and may even go on the hunt for Paris Hilton. So at the end of the day, all's well that ends well, huh?
Hugh Jackman Does a Lap Dance for Barbara Walters
Hugh Jackman is unmistakably all kinds of sexy and he proves it yet again by giving Barbara Walters a lap dance. Is it weird that this turned me on immensely? Hugh Jackman doesn't need much to drive the women wild; add a slight swivel of the hips and the women will fall all over themselves to get a piece of the action.
Hugh Jackman really knows how to work the public; first he acted all humble about being named the Sexiest Man Alive, then he hosted the Oscars to show us that he can sing, dance and still look like a tough guy, and now he's doing lap dances for geriatric women. I mean, Hugh Jackman is the MacGuyver of Hollywood. Someone hose me down...
Nadya Suleman and Her Mother Argue Over 8 Embryos
Nadya Suleman gave Radar Online some rare footage of her and her mother arguing about why Nadya Suleman should or should not have had another 8 babies. Nadya Suleman keeps arguing, "You either use them or you destroy them." What an idiot.
Anyway, the whole argument surely includes valid points from either side, but the way they argue makes it seem so staged. And Nadya Suleman takes on that very annoying Paris Hilton voice that makes me want to scream and rip my hair out.
Check out the video of Nadya Suleman and her mother's tryout video for their own reality show and let me know what you think.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Madonna Facial Hair
You have to hand it to Madonna; she's doing whatever it takes to keep herself looking as young as possible. Unfortunately, Madonna has fallen victim to facial hair and a closeup shot of her face proves it.
At first I thought it was weird little veins in her face but, upon closer inspection, it's obvious that Madonna is well on her way to menopause and even she can't stop the impending doom that a lack of estrogen is going to cause.
Madonna should consult a laser hair removal clinic and try to get rid of this facial hair that is taking over her chin and perhaps we can all forget that this mess ever happened.
Denis Beaudoin Claims He Fathered Nadya Suleman's Kids
A man named Denis Beaudoin has come forward to claim the 14 children he says he may have fathered. Denis Beaudoin says that he donated sperm to Nadya Suleman three times because she claimed that she had ovarian cancer and needed the help of a doctor to get pregnant.
Denis Beaudoin claims he didn't ask any questions when he donated his sperm because he was in love with her and the two even dated between 1997 and 1999. Apparently, he thought that they would eventually marry. What a doof.
Denis Beaudoin says that he wants to take a DNA test and, if he is the father, he wants to help Nadya Suleman out because he knows she can't afford to support them. Nadya Suleman denies that he is the father. What's worse is that Denis Beaudoin says that even if he is not the father, he still wants to help her.
All this sounds too fishy to me... this guy suddenly comes out of the woodworks to claim the kids. Perhaps he's just out for fame. Perhaps Nadya Suleman cut a deal with Denis Beaudoin to ensure that she keeps appearing on the covers of magazines. Nothing would surprise me at this point.
I hope Maury has some free time, this will be a ratings booster for sure!
To see the video of Denis Beaudoin, click here.
Ben Stiller Mocks Joaquin Phoenix at Oscars
Ben Stiller showed up to present at the 81st Oscars ceremony looking like the Unabomber and, even though he was standing next to the very gorgeous Natalie Portman, it was hard to notice her because Ben Stiller was imitating Joaquin Phoenix. It was so funny that I don't think anyone even knew what they were presenting (it was Best Cinematography).
Natalie Portman says, "You look like you work in an Ascetic meth lab." And Ben Stiller said that he was tired of being the "funny" guy. He even walked away from the podium to stare at the screens... even Natalie Portman could not contain herself.
If you didn't see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last week, click on the link and you'll understand why what Ben Stiller did was so incredibly funny.
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Will Smith: Boom Goes the Dynamite!
One of the many highlights besides winners Kate Winslet for Best Actress, Heath Ledger for Best Supporting Actor and Sean Penn for Best Actor, as well as Slumdog Millionaire winning for Best Movie, was when Will Smith attempted to present the award for Outstounding, wait, Astanding... no it was Outstanding Sound Editing.
Will Smith was great on his feet and made reference to "Boom goes the dynamite," and if you have no idea what that meant, see below. Will Smith proves he is definitely with the times and a sheer comedic genius. They don't call Will Smith the Fresh Prince for nothing.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Mickey Rourke's Awesome Spirit Awards Speech
Mickey Rourke is the man. During a live airing of the Spirit Awards, Mickey Rourke dropped hundred of F bombs during an acceptance speech, addressed the non-existent Eric Roberts issue and called Marisa Tomei "Melissa." You gotta admit; Mickey Rourke is the real deal.
One can only hope that Mickey Rourke wins an Oscar tonight because that is going to be one helluva speech. Mickey Rourke also called one of his female co-stars "gap tooth"... hilarious! This is the first time in a long time that I watched an entire acceptance speech.
Mickey Rourke mentions that Eric Roberts should be forgiven for what he did 15 to 20 years ago. What did he do? Well, besides being estranged from his now very famous sister Julia Roberts, which didn't help him climb the Hollywood ladder any, he made a slew of bad B-movie decisions, which blacklisted him from any A-list movies. Why? Because he was broke and needed the money. Just saying.
Nicole Richie is Pregnant Again
Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden are pregnant with their second child and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are said to be "over the moon." So now their baby girl, Harlow, who is currently 13 months old, is going to be a big sister soon enough.
Nicole Richie, I'm guessing, has a 5-year plan to have all the kids she wants in one shot, let the nannies raise them until they become coherent, and then spend some time with them. I'm just kidding, I know that Nicole Richie actually is seen in public with her daughter. But then...
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Stephen Fowler: Most Hated Man on Wife Swap Ever
The most famous Wife Swap male appearance was made by one Stephen Fowler and the viewers hated him so much that they launched a website called StephenFowlerSucks.com and a Facebook group called "I Can not Stand Stephen Fowler from Wife Swap."
Why has this happened to Stephen Fowler? Well, it's probably because he acted like an elitist and belittled a "simple" housewife from rural Missouri named Gayla Long because she wasn't as educated and didn't find money as important as love and care.
Among the gems that Stephen Fowler laid on Gayla Long include:
"I didn't know you could read."
"I probably make more in a week than you make in a year."
and for the grand finale, Stephen Fowler thought it a good idea to close off with:
"God, that woman is the most stupid woman I've ever met in my life."
Yes, this is the man whose own wife is asking him to get some professional help.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Rihanna Statement
Rihanna's camp finally released a statement, although it does not address the Chris Brown beat-down. Instead, Rihanna's people released a straight-to-the-point statement that addresses what the singer deems important:
"At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown. She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time."
It's great to know that Rihanna is doing well and is getting better. And you know the paparazzi is staking out wherever it is that she's staying for the first glimpse her from the aftermath. That shot is going to be worth millions. Hmm...
I'm guessing Rihanna's people felt the need to release a statement because of the awful and devastating image that was released to TMZ.
Mischa Barton's Drastic Weight Loss
What the hell happened to Mischa Barton? She disappeared from the paparazzi circuit for a while and resurfaced at Fashion Week looking emaciated. I'm guessing that the images of Mischa Barton's cellulite covered thighs is likely what launched this extreme weight loss.
Mischa Barton looks like she hasn't eaten in months and hasn't slept in years. Her face is sunken in and her body is nearly non-existent. It's obvious that something is definitely wrong with Mischa Barton and I'm hoping that she gets the help she needs before it's too late.
And if Mischa Barton hasn't realized it yet, no amount of weight loss gets rid of cellulite. It's here to stay.
Picture of Rihanna After Beating Sold to TMZ
It just goes to show that nothing is sacred and that even the cops are sellouts. A picture of Rihanna after she got a beating from Chris Brown was sold to TMZ for what I'm guessing is a whole lot of money and now the police has launched an investigation to find out who sold the picture to TMZ.
Uh, I'm guessing a cop who makes about $35k a year thought that he could easily pocket a couple hundred grand by selling Rihanna's broken, bloody and bruised face to the highest bidder.
Wow.
Poor Rihanna and Chris Brown will never live this down and you can bet that Rihanna is going to be hella pissed that this shot was sold. Someone is going to get sued like crazy and it's not TMZ.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Nadya Suleman Buys Million Dollar Home
Nadya Suleman's mom's house in undergoing foreclosure because of $24k in back payments on her mortgage. Nadya Suleman, however, managed to make $1.2 million off her Today Show interview and has since purchased a $1.24 million home in California.
That's right; Nadya Suleman is so sure that she's going to make millions upon millions that she bought herself a beautiful home with 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths and a pool. Wow, life is good for Nadya Suleman.
UPDATE: So word has it that she hasn't actually BOUGHT the home yet, but she is seriously considering it and is doing 2 interviews there: one with Dr. Phil and the other with Entertainment Tonight. So chances are those interviews together will pay for the house and all the nannies she's going to need.
Actually, rumor has it that a California-based nonprofit organization called Angels in Waiting has offered Nadya Suleman some baby help and a place to stay with her 14 children, which would cost roughly $135,000 a month. And that's not a number to sneeze at.
Justin Gaston Shirtless: Now With More Bulge
Justin Gaston did a shoot for VMAN magazine and I have to say, he is worth looking at. Yes, the pictures make it seem like he's enjoying that net a little too much, but his crazy abs and that really-happy-to-see-me bulge make up for it.
Justin Gaston is still dating Miley Cyrus because he's still not as famous as he'd like to be, but with a few more pictures like these, I'm sure he'll have no problem getting where he wants to go.
Michael Jackson to Auction Off Bizarre Items
Considering Michael Jackson is in a financial pinch of sorts, he's decided to auction off some seriously bizarre items to the highest bidders. But considering Michael Jackson is a bit of a weirdo himself, I'm guessing these items are completely normal for him.
First up for bid: the gates to Michael Jackson's now defunct Neverland Ranch.
Next is a piece of art the depicts Mona Lisa, Michael Jackson (pre-crazy surgery) and company donning dark sunglasses and a white glove. No seriously.
Then there's the Rolls Royce, more strange artwork, rhinestoned socks, that infamos white spandex glove, a personal letter from Ronald Reagan, his 1984 American Music Award for Thriller, and Edward Scissorhands' hands. Yes, this is all for real, so if you thought there was a chance that Michael Jackson was just a bit misunderstood, here's all the evidence you need to figure otherwise.
Pamela Anderson Fashion Week Disaster
Pamela Anderson really needs to start covering up; she's 41 now and it's quite obvious that she wasn't very good to herself in her 20s. Not only is she starting to sag in all the wrong places, but Pamela Anderson refuses to believe it. And she decided to walk the runway during Richie Rich's Fashion Week show.
Add to that the fact that she's wearing the same makeup on her wrinkly face and you've got yourself a woman in sheer denial. Pamela Anderson was stunning in her heyday, but the hey and the day are gone now and she needs to face it.
Given, yes, her body is not atrocious for a 41-year-old, but Pamela Anderson really raised the bar on hotness when she was younger and, well, she just doesn't have it anymore.
What do you think? Should Pamela Anderson start covering it all up and take on a more conservative look? Like say, draping a pashmina over her damn self?
American Idol 8 Recap: February 19 2009
Well, it's no surprise who the 3 top finalists were last night: Alexis Grace, Michael Sarver and Danny Gokey made it to the Top 12 on American Idol.
I have to say, I was hella disappointed to see that Anoop Desai didn't make it because, not only was he very personable, but he was a helluva singer. Tatiana Del Toro was about to have a mental breakdown because she got the boot, and I was sad to see her go because her annoying little habits began to grow on me that Costanza would grow on the women he dated.
I'll call it right now: the widow Danny Gokey to win.
INXS Singer JD Fortune is Living in His Car
Rock Star: INXS winner JD Fortune was lucky enough to land the gig as frontman for Aussie band INXS considering he was living in his car before he landed the gig, but it seems that INXS has dropped the singer and he's back to living in his car once again.
JD Fortune admitted that he became a cokehead while with the band but broke free of the habit, but the band still fired him in Hong Kong via handshake. The band went one way and they left JD Fortune standing there all alone.
I'm pretty sure JD Fortune became a bit of a diva and the band just wasn't having it, and now JD Fortune is left to live in his car. I guess you live and you learn. And then you move into your Honda Civic.
Bachelor Finale Spoiler: Who Jason Really Picks
Wow, if this is true, then The Bachelor TV show is truly heartless. Apparently, it was discovered after the first episode that Jason Mesnick picks Melissa Rycroft in the March 2, 2009 finale, but the plot thickens and it seems that Jason Mesnick actually dumps Melissa Rycroft in the After The Final Rose episode and selects Molly Malaney.
And it's not Jason Mesnick's fault: I'm guessing the producers of The Bachelor discovered that the show's sleuths did some investigating and figured out that the freckled hand and pinky ring in the ads belonged to Melissa Rycroft, so they told Jason Mesnick that he has to pick Molly Malaney in the aftershow.
That, or Jason Mesnick really is a prick and realized that the grass in greener. I was actually hoping that he would've picked DeAnna Pappas, but that's just me.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Celebrity Patricia Arquette’s New nad Trendy Bob hairstyles
Best hairstyles for women all time
You're longing for a new hairstyle, but nothing too extreme. The solution: Choose from these five guaranteed-to-flatter cuts — the bob, the shag, the pixie, long hair plus bangs, or long layers. You simply can't go wrong with any of them. We got five busy moms to test-drive them, with help from our beauty dream team: New York City hairstylist Sean James Decuers, colorist Rita Hazan, and makeup artist Mally Roncal. Pick your favorite look, then take it to your hairstylist — stat.
The Bob
Audrey MacKenzie: After
This popular cut has as many famous fans as interpretations: Try it sleek, wavy, or choppy — the way Audrey wears it here.
Cut and color: This version is slightly longer in front, which keeps it from looking too boxy. Bold highlights play up the chunky texture.
Is it for you? Swingy layers flatter all face shapes, from round to oval or square, says Decuers. This shorter length can also plump up fine hair by taking away some weight.
Styling tips: "Use a thickening spray on damp strands to give it more movement," says Decuers. A good choice: Charles Worthington Dream Hair Exquisite Body Thickening Spray ($9, drugstores).
Key makeup move: Roncal filled in Audrey's over-plucked brows with a blond brow pencil. "Too-thin brows can make you look washed out — especially if you're fair-haired," she says. Try Mary Kay Brow Definer Pencil in Classic Blonde ($10, marykay.com).
Ellie Schantz: Before
"I've had long hair since college," says Ellie Schantz, a meal-center manager and mother of two girls, ages 15 and 11. With her 45th birthday just days away, she came to the salon excited about a new look. Says Decuers: "When Ellie walked in, I could tell she had great energy. Now her cut matches her personality." Ellie's biggest post-makeover surprise? "I can actually get my hair to look like this 'after' photo," she says.
The Shag
Ellie Schantz: After
"Layers with an edge" is how Decuers describes this style, first made famous by Jane Fonda (in Klute) and Pat Benatar.
Cut and color: This 2009 version features longer layers than Fonda's close-cropped one, plus face-framing, angled bangs. Hazan chose a chocolate-brown vegetable dye to gently cover Ellie's grays and boost shine.
Is it for you? A shag works best on straight hair or loose waves. The layers can look poodle-y with curly hair — you'll have to blow it straight to make the cut work.
Styling tips: To maximize shine, blow-dry hair, then flatiron it (this smooths the cuticle). Finish with a smoothing serum. Try Sebastian Liquid Gloss Defrizz Polishing Drops ($17, sebastianprofessional.com for salons).
Key makeup move: Roncal used a single shadow (in plum) on Ellie's lids to draw attention away from her undereye puffiness. "Using just one color makes lids look more even," says Roncal. Try Benefit Creaseless Cream Shadow in Gossip ($19, Macy's).
Shannon Jenest: Before
"I have always been hesitant to cut my hair," says Shannon Jenest, 32, a public relations executive and mom of a 3-year-old son. "I thought long hair was more feminine. But my new short crop makes me feel alive, and to me, that's really sexy." Shannon warmed up to her new, coppery-red hair a bit more gradually: "I have a pretty classic style, which can translate as boring. This hair is anything but," she says.
The Pixie
Shannon Jenest: After
Gamine and gorgeous, yet classic — this cut takes guts. The payoff is how well it shows off your features.
Cut and color: Long, asymmetrical bangs and choppy layers throughout give this pixie its chic look. As for the bold color: "Shannon was strawberry blond as a kid, so I knew she could pull off red hair beautifully," says Hazan.
Is it for you? It's the most flattering with delicate facial features and wavy hair, says Decuers.
Styling tips: Boost the texture by dabbing pomade on the ends with your fingertips. Try Citre Shine Shine Miracle Highly Polished Glossing Pomade ($4, drugstores).
Key makeup move: This cut spotlights skin. "Shannon's is dry, accentuating fine lines," says Roncal. Her strategy: Use creamy, moisturizing makeup. Try Mally Beauty Pro Natural Lip & Cheek Rouge in Peach ($20, mallybeauty.com).
Jill Hyman: Before
Jill Hyman, 41, admits that the last time she had a different hairstyle, her daughter and son, now 11 and 9, weren't born. Yet her new cut is winning raves with family — and some virtual strangers as well. "The people who know me all say I look younger," she says. "But I thought it was funny when the mailman who delivers to the knitting store where I work part-time and the cashier at the local supermarket commented as well."
Long Hair with Bangs
Jill Hyman: After Sure, they're cute on kids, but a little fringe can make grown-ups look youthful, too, by concealing a broad forehead and fine lines.
Cut and color: Decuers cut a wide swath of bangs just past the outer corners of Jill's eyes, then used a razor to place layers in her all-one-length hair. Hazan added caramel highlights, even to the bangs, to give her brown more depth.
Is it for you? Yes, if you want a dramatic change without lopping off too much length. Bangs need trimming every three weeks, so ask your stylist how to do it yourself, or if he offers free touch-ups.
Styling tips: Curl bangs under slightly with a paddle brush. "They look prettier if not blown stick straight," says Decuers.
Key makeup move: "Shiny lips play up a more youthful cut," says Roncal. Try Milani Buzz Worthy Lip Gloss in Bee Gone ($5.49, Walgreens).
The Bob
Audrey MacKenzie: After
This popular cut has as many famous fans as interpretations: Try it sleek, wavy, or choppy — the way Audrey wears it here.
Cut and color: This version is slightly longer in front, which keeps it from looking too boxy. Bold highlights play up the chunky texture.
Is it for you? Swingy layers flatter all face shapes, from round to oval or square, says Decuers. This shorter length can also plump up fine hair by taking away some weight.
Styling tips: "Use a thickening spray on damp strands to give it more movement," says Decuers. A good choice: Charles Worthington Dream Hair Exquisite Body Thickening Spray ($9, drugstores).
Key makeup move: Roncal filled in Audrey's over-plucked brows with a blond brow pencil. "Too-thin brows can make you look washed out — especially if you're fair-haired," she says. Try Mary Kay Brow Definer Pencil in Classic Blonde ($10, marykay.com).
Ellie Schantz: Before
"I've had long hair since college," says Ellie Schantz, a meal-center manager and mother of two girls, ages 15 and 11. With her 45th birthday just days away, she came to the salon excited about a new look. Says Decuers: "When Ellie walked in, I could tell she had great energy. Now her cut matches her personality." Ellie's biggest post-makeover surprise? "I can actually get my hair to look like this 'after' photo," she says.
The Shag
Ellie Schantz: After
"Layers with an edge" is how Decuers describes this style, first made famous by Jane Fonda (in Klute) and Pat Benatar.
Cut and color: This 2009 version features longer layers than Fonda's close-cropped one, plus face-framing, angled bangs. Hazan chose a chocolate-brown vegetable dye to gently cover Ellie's grays and boost shine.
Is it for you? A shag works best on straight hair or loose waves. The layers can look poodle-y with curly hair — you'll have to blow it straight to make the cut work.
Styling tips: To maximize shine, blow-dry hair, then flatiron it (this smooths the cuticle). Finish with a smoothing serum. Try Sebastian Liquid Gloss Defrizz Polishing Drops ($17, sebastianprofessional.com for salons).
Key makeup move: Roncal used a single shadow (in plum) on Ellie's lids to draw attention away from her undereye puffiness. "Using just one color makes lids look more even," says Roncal. Try Benefit Creaseless Cream Shadow in Gossip ($19, Macy's).
Shannon Jenest: Before
"I have always been hesitant to cut my hair," says Shannon Jenest, 32, a public relations executive and mom of a 3-year-old son. "I thought long hair was more feminine. But my new short crop makes me feel alive, and to me, that's really sexy." Shannon warmed up to her new, coppery-red hair a bit more gradually: "I have a pretty classic style, which can translate as boring. This hair is anything but," she says.
The Pixie
Shannon Jenest: After
Gamine and gorgeous, yet classic — this cut takes guts. The payoff is how well it shows off your features.
Cut and color: Long, asymmetrical bangs and choppy layers throughout give this pixie its chic look. As for the bold color: "Shannon was strawberry blond as a kid, so I knew she could pull off red hair beautifully," says Hazan.
Is it for you? It's the most flattering with delicate facial features and wavy hair, says Decuers.
Styling tips: Boost the texture by dabbing pomade on the ends with your fingertips. Try Citre Shine Shine Miracle Highly Polished Glossing Pomade ($4, drugstores).
Key makeup move: This cut spotlights skin. "Shannon's is dry, accentuating fine lines," says Roncal. Her strategy: Use creamy, moisturizing makeup. Try Mally Beauty Pro Natural Lip & Cheek Rouge in Peach ($20, mallybeauty.com).
Jill Hyman: Before
Jill Hyman, 41, admits that the last time she had a different hairstyle, her daughter and son, now 11 and 9, weren't born. Yet her new cut is winning raves with family — and some virtual strangers as well. "The people who know me all say I look younger," she says. "But I thought it was funny when the mailman who delivers to the knitting store where I work part-time and the cashier at the local supermarket commented as well."
Long Hair with Bangs
Jill Hyman: After Sure, they're cute on kids, but a little fringe can make grown-ups look youthful, too, by concealing a broad forehead and fine lines.
Cut and color: Decuers cut a wide swath of bangs just past the outer corners of Jill's eyes, then used a razor to place layers in her all-one-length hair. Hazan added caramel highlights, even to the bangs, to give her brown more depth.
Is it for you? Yes, if you want a dramatic change without lopping off too much length. Bangs need trimming every three weeks, so ask your stylist how to do it yourself, or if he offers free touch-ups.
Styling tips: Curl bangs under slightly with a paddle brush. "They look prettier if not blown stick straight," says Decuers.
Key makeup move: "Shiny lips play up a more youthful cut," says Roncal. Try Milani Buzz Worthy Lip Gloss in Bee Gone ($5.49, Walgreens).
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